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Episode 51 - Call the Cops on Yourself or Arrange a Trade with Your Victims
Two more rules (for our Continuing Ed course on "Crime 101"): Don't call the cops on yourself, and assume that your victims won't be enthused about making a trade with you... If this information...
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Episode 52 - A Loving Pastor and Killer vs. A Cheesemaking Murderer and...
Making it on one job is next to impossible. That's why it's difficult to blame these guys for doing double (and triple-duty) - although they might have chosen their second job better. This week, we...
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Episode 53 - Hell Hath No Fury Like a Man With a Peed-on Computer or a Buddy...
Things that might push you over the edge: Getting fired, your partner breaking up with you, a cat urinating on your computer, arguing about how much sex you have. Wait, what were those last two?...
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Episode 54 - Double Your Pleasure with Double the Felony!
Gals, they can be a handful. Especially when they insist on stabbing you with your decorations during a relaxing evening or setting fire to your home every time you break up. This week we are...
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Episode 55 - Bushy Arsonist vs. Lessons from a Lamebrain
***Note: An unusual episode this time as we don't have a guest. Still, there's lots of fun insanity. Of course, if you're listening for the first time, you might want to try another one first, like...
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Episode 56 - An Eye for an Eyelash!
When you're a parent, you vow to protect your child from harm. So, logically, you need to: strangle a teen or turn your child's assistant principal into a porn star! Don't worry if your actions are...
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Episode 57 - Best Kool-Aid vs. Best Mexican!
Being the best at something is vitally important to a FT - no matter what that something is! And, you better not challenge them - or things could get right dicey - and deadly. This time we look at...
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Episode 58 - Just Hand Over the Berries and Nobody Gets Hurt
So... You did something bad. You have several options. You could: a) Tell the truth about it b) Lie c) Lie to the MAX! You can probably guess what a FT's gonna do... We have one guy trying to avoid...
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Episode 59 - The Spirits Request that You Do Porn
The supernatural world can be so compelling! And their wishes so strange! You might need to strip for spirits so they can better communicate with you - or steal a baby to bring back your dead mother!...
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Episode 60 - Jailhouse Rock vs. Irresistible Department Store
Loving yourself is essential. Of course, it might be prudent to conduct your hot self-action, in private. Or you could whip it out at as you leave jail for court - or at Zeller's. That's cool too,...
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Episode 61 - My Coffee Made Me Gropey and Other Tales of Woe
Caffeine can sure make a person hyper – but did you know it can also make you a sex offender? And did you realize that work stress can influence you steal a slew of bizarre, unrelated items? We learn...
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Episode 62 - Ooops There Goes Another Baby Go Splat
Look, nobody said you'd love your kids once you had them. Wait - everybody says that... Well, this week the competitors are two gals who realized they weren't up for the task of child-rearing - only...
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Episode 63 - Fork You, I Love You and the Case of the Raving Roomie
Some people are so passionate! This week we have a lover who forking lost it - and a man who really desired some rommate separation... Bill Allman returns to provides his especially-legit judgement...
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64 - Professor Pie and the Drive-Through Delinquent
Corrupt your job - FT-style! We should have learned (after Episode 48) that the most appropriate place for perverted illegal acts is, of course, your workplace! Look, work is where you spend most of...
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65 - A Kick in the Face May Be Quite Therapeutic But Trauma is a Gal's Best...
As sinners, it's obvious why we wouldn't know the intricacies of evangelical work. But the pious men we feature this time around sure do! One traumatises his young flock in order for them to prep for...
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66 - Naked out of Consideration vs Cross-Dressing to Molest
Figuring out how to truly enact your fetish isn't easy. It requires plausible excuses, excellent planning and a whole lot of whacked-outness. Well, these FTs got one out of the three right... We have...
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67 - Fantasy FTland
Sometimes it's difficult to figure out the right course of action. Say you're drunk and could use a ride home - you might simply ask a driver to do you a solid - but you can pretty much ensure a ride...
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68 - Hide and Go Screwy
Gals! You like 'em, you want to be around 'em... But what if they don't want you? Sure, the average guy might just pack it in and call it a day - but a truly determined one would unpack and call it...
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69 - Birthday Break vs. Crime Car
It's a case of Deja Vu (or Deja FT) when a man beats his girlfriend twice in one day - following his anger management class. And a car is found to contain two FTs, separately, in the same day! Did...
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70 - Cape FT
Revenge, It's the plot of so many films... Take Cape Fear, for example. A man spends 14 years in prison and he blames his lawyer - so he takes his fury out on the man's family. Well, this week's...
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